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phormiums and cordylines

People said to me, ‘Jonny, why do you hate phormiums and cordylines?’ And I said, ‘well, everybody needs something to hate’.    But the real answer is that they’re horrible. and they’re everywhere, and that I used to have to … Continue reading

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A letter to Virgin Trains

This is a letter I’m planning to send to Virgin Trains. Would that be a good idea?  Every word is true, except the statement that I nearly wet myself on the way to the toilet. One little embellishment I allowed … Continue reading

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At Vodnikov Dom 4

Under the brown fog of a winter dawn                                                                 … Continue reading

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