Category Archives: hilarious

a vegetable

Posted on February 20, 2012 by jonathan trustram

Candice – I know her by her name badge – was having trouble with an article she had placed on the scales. She pressed lots of buttons but didn’t seem to be getting a satisfactory answer from the till. Her … Continue reading →

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On the buses

Posted on February 5, 2012 by jonathan trustram

may 31 2007 no 76 “wicked! hilarious! hilarious!! I’m still finding bits of plastic in my flat! love you lots! mmmwah!” dec 17  23 to Liverpool St they’re back the trimmings, the holly the tree and the telly trash in … Continue reading →

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morrisons to shop at more reasons

Posted on November 7, 2010 by jonathan trustram

I thought you might like to see a picture of my hair after it has been washed with Morrison’s Value Shampoo, which is peachy pink, similar to that colour city girls paint their cheeks, and costs a truly astonishing 38 … Continue reading →

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toilet paper

Posted on October 28, 2010 by jonathan trustram

(march 2009) Childhood memory or shopping list? Who’s been taking the toilet paper or loo paper from the bathroom? Sheila says two rolls have just disappeared. Have the lodgers got colds?  240 sheets to a roll (where did you get … Continue reading →

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then the train came in

Posted on October 26, 2010 by jonathan trustram

October 7. There’s a new advert for the Comedy Channel at Borough tube station: According to some research that we just made up (I dropped the dog’s lead to write it down on  my way home and an official comes … Continue reading →

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hydrochloric acid, or, it’s so easy to become a trouble maker

Posted on October 25, 2010 by jonathan trustram

I went to B and Q to see what I could find out about bathrooms (we’re getting a bathroom put into the flat at the top of the house) and buy a tape measure, a new bow saw, some secateurs, … Continue reading →

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la gargouille bourgeoise

Posted on October 25, 2010 by jonathan trustram

I was thinking again about our exit from the Blackwall tunnel on our way to France. We’ve just emerged from the narrow coils of the tunnel, the road is still a single carriage way and I haven’t seen a sign … Continue reading →

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